Look, here's the thing. It's the Catalina fucking Whale Mixer, okay? A Community Incubated Global Entertainment Franchise. Le Club de Pow Pow
Catalina Whales are algorithmically generated from over 165 unique characteristics including:
SPECIES, MOUTH, HAT, HAIR, BLOWHOLE, EYES, GLASSES, CLOTHING, AND BACKGROUND. Some Whales are rarer than others but all whales party at the Catalina Whale Mixer. As in life, the rarest, smartest, and most handsome whales receive the greatest bounties.